... And So It Continues.... Online dating Disaster Profiles

Here's a profile I found on a dating site. People don't get it.

1) If you are happy with your life right now, why are you on here?

2) If you aren't desperate or looking for someone to complete you, again, you are on here for what then?

3) Credit score of 800? HIs butt looks good in jeans and he can look very GQ? Plus he mentions that he is great with kids. All a ploy to start pulling the heartstrings of a very desperate woman.



Hey...welcome to my profile. Pretty happy with my life right now. Have a strong network of friends and family and interests to keep me busy...so I'm not here because I'm desperate or lonely looking for someone to "complete me". I'm also self sufficient and well organized so I'm not looking for a "mother figure" either. I'm just a hard working man who's butt looks great in jeans and I can look quite GQ when I throw on a three piece. My ability to make people laugh...especially when they needed it the most, has always been my greatest strength. I give a great massage, am a great conversationalist and a really good dancer. I also have a credit score close to 800. :) Not bad, huh? Oh...I can cook, juggle and play the guitar, too. Also great with kids. My nieces and nephews will attest to that. How bout them apples? You will find me to be very "down to earth" and a versatile playmate. Anyway, if you are seeking a man with very little baggage...then your search is over. :)


Again, Get yourself off the clearance rack called online dating. Falling in love, JUST HAPPENS. You can't force yourself to fall.

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Comments (11)

  1. killingtime

    Honestly I used to think that the on line dating thing was dumb. Probably I thought that because I’m old & it was new (I don’t know). Now, I’ve kind of warmed up to the whole thing. Back then I kind of thought that you would never know who your going to meet, it could be some kind of pervert, rapist, or killer. But as time worn on I realized that a whole lot of the really NICE guys (& girls) out there are not easy to meet. Like they say, you go to bars to meet people that like to hang out in bars. You have zero chance of meeting mr or miss nice person in a bar if they only go to one once every few years. And where else are you going to meet them?

    September 04, 2015
    1. DatingSexRelationships

      Too many people are afraid to be alone that they end up with the wrong partner. What’s wrong with being single?
      That is what Online dating does. the reality is that dating sites don’t really want you to find a spouse. They’d rather you cycle through multiple people. Studies show that online dating cannot find you a lifetime partner BUT only companionship (friendships.) Studies show that the divorce rate is 50% with people who meet online compared to those who meet in person.
      Traditional dating is the way to go but it takes effort and time which is something people today don’t want to do. By Traditional I mean going out in public places to meet people. Join a group, go to church, bars, restaurants, gyms, conventions, book stores, social events ( check out them on Facebook), college library or take a course, the library, a sporting event, etc. the point is, there are MANY places to meet people … it takes effort and time to do that. If you are really serious about wanting to meet someone, isn’t that time WORTH it?

      September 07, 2015
      1. killingtime

        If you are really serious about wanting to meet someone, isn’t that time WORTH it?
        Of course it is. But it doesn’t matter how you meet them as long as you do meet them. Maybe (& I don’t know about it) by filling out all that stuff you just might rule out some that you could never have a relationship with.

        September 07, 2015
        1. DatingSexRelationships

          More people RUSH a relationship prematurely online than they do online and divorce rates are higher for those who met online than in person. When you meet in person you get to figure a person out better than by reading a profile that was written by the person to describe themselves. You get to make that impression. Impressions, body language which makes up 55% of how we are perceived, you can’t do that online.

          September 16, 2015
          1. killingtime

            That’s very true but the opposite also applies. You may meet people through on line that you wouldn’t meet otherwise. If you think about it where do people meet people? I’m not a public drinker, the last time I was in a public bar was in the 70’s. I have never gone to a lot of parties. For someone like me the chance of meeting someone comes down to work or a grocery store & maybe a very few other place. There’s probably a lot of people in the same boat who just don’t get out enough to meet someone. On line dating may give them a chance to.

            September 17, 2015
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  3. angelodusty

    Again, you fall under the problem of believing that everyone on dating sites are there looking for their “Soulmate” (I almost puke writing that!). What he is pointing in here is that he is not a loser looking for some shoulder to cry on because no-one loves him. The credit score; is just the “I am not a loser” flag once again. To me, he is telling you that he is like a cat; if he hangs with you is because he wants to and enjoys it and not because he needs to suck the life out of you. NOT everyone in dating sites are there to get married! Some just want to find someone that they can feel comfortable being with and if anything else happens after that, it happens. That said; If I were a lady, this sounds too good to be true. He has a list of every little thing a girl has on her husband/boyfriend checklist but then, it might be true or he just might be a self-loving a-hole. Anyhow, stop worrying so much about that “Special One” nonsense and just enjoy life!

    September 08, 2015
    1. DatingSexRelationships

      Isn’t that the point of dating? To eventually find your soulmate and your “perfect match?”
      I guess you haven’t been following just HOW dating sites advertise so I will be short and sweet: Eharmony- they have over 1 million people MARRIED. Match.com- they have the MOST relationships and marriages.

      And yes, that guy in my post is A SMART LOSER because he knows exactly what to do- people are judging him BY HIS PROFILE. They can be lies for all we know, and about 98% of people LIE in their profiles since that is all you have to go by- when you meet in person you get to figure a person out better than by reading a profile that was written by the person to describe themselves. You get to make that impression. Impressions, body language which makes up 55% of how we are perceived, you can’t do that online. Period.

      September 16, 2015
      1. angelodusty

        No, that is not the point of dating for guys. I can tell you with 100% conviction, I have never dated or look at any women where the idea of marriage ever crossed my mind ever. Is just not what we do. I have never look at any lady and think I would love to be married to her, NEVER. Yes there are exceptions to the rule and most of those exceptions are guys that have a problem dating in the first place or worse, they are needy/insecure people. Yes, the dating services advertise that way and it is because they need women to join because once the ladies are in, the paying guys will follow.

        September 17, 2015
  4. angelodusty

    Forgot to state that this: “I have never dated or look at any women where the idea of marriage ever crossed my mind ever” applies to most guys.

    September 17, 2015
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